I must confess to having a bit of a soft spot for Big White Guy. Not least because of the way he has battled through everything life has thrown at him – from being born a Canadian to losing his personalised Octopus card – without any perceptible effect on his sense of humour.
What next, I was wondering? Well, I don't know how to put this delicately so I'll plunge straight in. Someone in the smallest room in the BWG homestead has been responsible for the mother and father of allblockages in the plumbing .
At first BWG did what any good Canadian would do and blamed the Americans ("I thought it was the septic tank"), but those toilets, they'd just keep on "backing up". Not only that, they showed they could play the blame game too by "pointing to something in the pipes".
Not one to ignore the promptings of his septic tank, BWG opened the offending pipes and bingo! there lay "the problem"” in all its glory (or should that be ignominy?). Never a man for half measures, BWG unleashed his high-powered hose and blasted the offending ordure to smithereens.
If they ever come to make a movie of BWG's life, sewers and all, its just got to be The Turd Man.
What next, I was wondering? Well, I don't know how to put this delicately so I'll plunge straight in. Someone in the smallest room in the BWG homestead has been responsible for the mother and father of all
At first BWG did what any good Canadian would do and blamed the Americans ("I thought it was the septic tank"), but those toilets, they'd just keep on "backing up". Not only that, they showed they could play the blame game too by "pointing to something in the pipes".
Not one to ignore the promptings of his septic tank, BWG opened the offending pipes and bingo! there lay "the problem"” in all its glory (or should that be ignominy?). Never a man for half measures, BWG unleashed his high-powered hose and blasted the offending ordure to smithereens.
If they ever come to make a movie of BWG's life, sewers and all, its just got to be The Turd Man.
3 comments:
he may find a more vegetarian life style will soften matters somewhat.
Hey, stop picking on us Canadians! Without us, there would be no Blackberries, Cirque du Soleil, ice hockey players, maple syrup, uh, beaver pelts, lumberjacks. Hmmm... igloos? Dog sleds? I bet we have more dog sleds than anyone else.
I would add Celine Dion to the list, but that will just make you make fun of us more.
Canadian beavers, Joycey? I'll take one of those!
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