Wednesday, 8 September 2010

Pavement Artist Walks Away with Wu Fung Award

At least, he did when he finally got up.

Inspired by the Oscar winning performances of the woman who reacted to being turned away at the boarding gate by buffing the floor of Terminal One and the policeman who crumpled to the tarmac as if felled by a right hook from Mike Tyson after being slapped by Amina Bokhary, this chap assisting District Council wannabe Ellis Lau on the hustings in Pokfulam had either seen something very nasty crawling out of Paul Zimmerman's sustainable facial forest or, as I strongly suspect, he had just read Regina Ip's page on the Savantas Institute website, where old Broomhead writes:

"In the current post-materialist phase of my life I treasure serving my community much more than things material."

"Dutch" Zimmerman about to be arrested after decking election worker with his beard:



Allan Zeman (looking more and more like a condom – is that why Ellis calls him "Dr Semen"?) endorses Ellis, thus sealing his fate:

4 comments:

Private Beach said...

Doctor of what, I wonder?

Anonymous said...

No, not like a condom, he looks like
Lord Voldemort

ulaca said...

I think that's worth a poll, PB.

The likeness is uncanny, Nonnie. Is there a villainess in HP as scary as Regina Ip, though, I wonder?

Anonymous said...

I think Dolores Umbridge, given Ms. Ip's bureaucratic past and government present.

However, there is less of a physical resemblance (except, maybe, the smile).