I was going to write something about how Sir Donald Tsang is such a dipstick, how his first reaction to the tragedy in the Philippines was to tell the world he was upset because Manila made him lose face by not returning his phone calls, how he'd got his PR machine to issue media releases specifying that his voice had choked up "in a rare display of emotion", when everyone knows it requires no more than a reporter actually doing his job to make the silly little man fly off the handle .
But, I decided not to write about any of that, and instead to give you a bit of a pick-me-up by tracking down this photograph of the little tease from Chengdu (I had to go all the way to Germany).
That she has a thing for lying around in the open air onrocky outcrops and lush grazing land giving her near naked mokkels a bit of an airing is frankly refreshing in this age of prurient prudery where "sexuality" comes in anodyne packages with all the appeal of a cardboard box.
Before going any further, I feel a warning is in order. This photo is just a sampler; the real thing has been carefully concealed by the Telegraph as number 4 in theirslide show . Those with dicky hearts – and those whom these images are likely to put between a rock and a hard place – are advised not to look at a portrait that features not just generous, if bleary, cleavage, but eyes that seem not so much to say “Come to bed” as to scream “If I let you into my bed, are you sure you’ll still be up for it when we're locked in the third set tie-break?”
But, I decided not to write about any of that, and instead to give you a bit of a pick-me-up by tracking down this photograph of the little tease from Chengdu (I had to go all the way to Germany).
That she has a thing for lying around in the open air on
Before going any further, I feel a warning is in order. This photo is just a sampler; the real thing has been carefully concealed by the Telegraph as number 4 in their
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You certainly know how to tickle a chap's fancy, Ulie, old man.
Zheng Jie is a strikingly attractive young woman and the two portraits do her justice. I actually prefer the first one--the one at the head of the post. The other image is almost unearthly as in "No one will believe how beautiful this woman is". Simply too good.
The Telegraph slide show is a strange one. The pictures not of Zheng Jie could have the captions "Trophy wives behaving badly at an upscale mall" and "Twenty-something barmaid squeezes into prom dress".
'Fancy' - is that what you call yours, foamie?
Edward, while I've never contracted Yellow Fever after 20-odd years out East, those Eastern European stick-insects do nothing for me. Ana Ivanovic excluded.
... and Ana is of course no stick-insect.
Well, here we have a good example of how men and women are different. When I look at those photographs, even with tolerance and willingness to understand, I still see "corpse."
Some men and some women.
Re: "corpse":
A part of my response to images like those of Zheng Jie is "obviously and overly photoshopped" in this case creating a dipped in plastic look but of an attractive (and well lit and shot) subject.
But my initial reaction is something along the lines of "Gadzooks!"
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