Spare a thought for one poor sod who was "quarantined" in the Metro Park Hotel for a week after the first case of pig flu in Hong Kong had been traced to a guest there.
The man, allegedly a denizen of Discovery Bay – enough of a stigma, one would have thought – had apparently been using the facility to forge links with a foreign professional and was caught with his trousers down when the hotel was sealed off.
At least he had seven days to come up with a good excuse for the wife.
The man, allegedly a denizen of Discovery Bay – enough of a stigma, one would have thought – had apparently been using the facility to forge links with a foreign professional and was caught with his trousers down when the hotel was sealed off.
At least he had seven days to come up with a good excuse for the wife.
10 comments:
First Joanna Lumley now this.....is every post from now going to be about dogs?
I hope she wasn't charging by the hour.
Great Urban Myths No 18888765634:
The Prozzy and client caught in the Metropark......
But if it's a myth, why anonymous?
Was that the same week Fumier did't post anything?
No posting? When was that, Ano, old chap?
Nonnie may be onto something - could've been during one of fumie's lengthy propping periods.
Urban myth. Nonny 14:35 is bang on. Hemlock's Diary (Tuesday, 5th May) is where this story emanates from, methinks ... or more likely from someone who emailed Hemmers the day before to feed him the idea.
You're probably right. Not sure if the old boy could keep it up for a whole week.
I wasn't meant to be a nonny, but for some reason I couldnt sign in yesterday, anyway you know a story's hit urban myth status (ie, bollocks) when that idiot Barclay,couldn't find an acurate story if it walked up and slapped him Swineclar starts writing about it in the SCuMpost.
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